February 2012
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Watchcartoonzombie:
rahnstopit:
“what freakin scientist added another day to the month??”
why are you shouting
you are ignorant as fuck
What the actual fuck?
what
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I have come to a conclusion.
You are not the same Child that I used to know. You haven’t been in a long time.
What I am going to do about this, I do not know.
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Just when I was beginning to think it was over.
I saw you yesterday. You were in the hallway, I was in the room, at rehearsal. You were pacing back and forth, on the phone, smiling the entire time. I know she was the one that was making you smile that way.
As far as you know, this doesn’t bother me. We were going to prom together. As friends. Nothing more. Ignore the fact that by the time prom came around, I was desperately hoping we...
Anonymous asked: You're not painfully awkward. You have a lot of confidence when you speak to people and engage in social situations. And I envy you for it.
Anonymous asked: You're not awkward.
Anonymous asked: You're not unattractive. Awkward, perhaps. Everyone is, though; Being awkward is a fact of 21st century teenager-dom, but, you're hardly unattractive.
reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
So apparently Rick Santorum is ahead of Mitt...
roryisamanatee:
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Watchsupermogils:
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
forever re-blog
This is absolutely genius.
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A comment on a picture I saw on Facebook:
Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of yours. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around. And please don’t shove it down children’s throats.
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